NerdiestKen
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Post by NerdiestKen on Oct 13, 2022 10:05:53 GMT -6
The summer season maybe over, but this new picnic joke thread won't end for us.
Q: Who keeps the picnic insects in good working order?
A: The maintain-ants department
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Post by tea4me on Oct 13, 2022 14:39:22 GMT -6
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Post by NerdiestKen on Oct 30, 2022 7:27:22 GMT -6
Q: Who comes to picnics but are never invited?
A: Ants
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Post by NerdiestKen on Dec 29, 2022 7:08:15 GMT -6
A couple were having a picnic in a jungle
Suddenly a crocodile appears and attacks the husband. He cries "Shoot it, quick". "I can't!" says his wife. "I've run out of film!"
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Post by NerdiestKen on Jan 14, 2023 14:08:08 GMT -6
Q: What did the zombies eat at the picnic?
A: Barbara Q.
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Post by tea4me on Jan 27, 2023 17:57:27 GMT -6
Mommy, daddy and little lion are having a picnic.
As soon as they've taken seat on their blanket, little lion wants to start eating.
"Hold on," says daddy lion.
"We first need to prey."
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Post by ZandraJoi on Nov 24, 2023 9:09:08 GMT -6
Q: What did the bee say to the picnic blanket?
A: “Hive got my eye on you!”
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